JohnH wrote:
One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very
sexy nightie.
"Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."
So he tied her up... and went fishing.

--
John H

A man is walking down a street in NY city. First time he's ever been in
a big city. A hooker comes up and says, "hey mister, for $20 I'll do
anything!". He says ANYTHING??
She says, yes, anything, baby.... The man thinks for a minute and
says...



Paint my house!