JohnH wrote:
On Thu, 25 May 2006 13:29:41 -0700, "Jim Gemmill"
wrote:

Two guys are fishing. A bottle floats by their boat and a Genie pops out.
The Genie says, "I grant you one wish." The guy who owns the boat says I
wish this lake was full of beer. And poof, the lake is turned to beer. The
owner says, "Hey, isn't this great?"
His buddy says, "How dumb can you be, now we have to **** in the boat."

Let's get back on topic. Boats and fishing.

Good joke!
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'Til next time,

John H


At about 3AM, I was drunk as a skunk. I came home just in time to hear
the cuckoo clock cuckoo three times. Quickly coming up with a plan, I
cuckooed nine more times, hoping my wife would think it was midnight. I
was very proud of myself.

The next day, my wife asked what time I got home, and I replied,
"Midnight, just like I said."

She said that was good, and for some reason she said we needed a new
cuckoo clock. When I asked why, she answered, "Last night when it
cuckooed midnight, it cuckooed three times, said '****!,' cuckooed four
more times, farted, cuckooed three times, cleared its throat, cuckooed
two more times and then started giggling."