Oh stop it! We all know you're really Thom Stewart...

Thom Stewart

"Paladin" noneofyourbusiness.www wrote in message .. .
| This is the real Ralph Waldo Emerson and I'm going to report you for abuse
| for using my e-mail address.
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| Ralph Waldo Emerson
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| "Ralph Waldo Emerson" wrote in message
| reenews.net...
|| Finally get a clue and got rid of that webTV? It's about time...
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|| Paladin
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|| "Thom Stewart" noneofyourbusiness.www wrote in message .. .
||| So awful for me. I'm old. I'm senile. People tell me I stink.
||| Some people like Bobsprit and Binary Bill wish me dead.
||| Gimme a break!!!
||| It's this dammed MG. I like to say its MG but it might be
||| ALS -- or izit SIDS or AIDS or wazit ALTZ (for altzhighmerz).
||| Only my doctor knows for sure.
||| I can't help it I stink. They don't make colostummy
||| bags thick enough. They make holding tanks outta 1/4
||| inch thick pollyethilene but my strap-on bag of intestine
||| juice is about as thin as SaranRap. Even if I eat nothing but
||| vegtibles it still stinks to hi-heavans. They tell me to empty it
||| every day but I can't seem to remember one day from t'other.
||| Worse yet, I can't sail anymore. I'm too old and feeble.
||| My boat is gone. I lost it. Just can't remember where I
||| left it. No matter. It didn't sail worth a crap anyhow. My
||| dog used to **** on and in it. A regular fire highdrant that
||| boat and not much faster.....
||| So now my intire life revolves around reading and posting
||| to alt.sailing.asa. Isn't it pathetic? Responding to Losers like
||| Capt. Rob, Puppet SuzyRob, Katy the useless, Puppet MysTerry,
||| lameliar JGanz, Scotti the Potti and Maxprop the nin-cum-poop.
||| Since registered sex offender Gary Burnore and his
||| mud-packing pal, what's her name......????? Oh yah, *KA Cannon*
||| got sued and thrown off the internet for netcopping it's been
||| mighty boring around here. Not to mention little stevie leyland
||| the meower without claws. Oh wear o wear have all the lamers
||| gone....
||| I liked that KA Cannon the jailhouse bitch, she was more
||| fun than anything - especially when Burnore needed a B.J.
||| after getting all excited squeezing those teenage titties.
||| Then there was that SS Sweetness who grazed entire
||| Provinces of Canada to a nub. She actually tried to suck
||| up to ME!!!!! If only we could drill oil wells in her ass - put
||| Sawdy Arabia reserves to shame, cure our oil addiction it
||| would. Blubber biodiesel. Render baby render.....
||| Anyhoo, I ramble. I off topic. What do you expect from a
||| never was has-been? A Crummy WebTV website? Same old
||| Postage Stamp size pictures all grainey and all.... You got it!
||| Click he http://community.webtv.net/tassail/ThomPage
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||| WEBTV - proven haven from clawless meowerw and clueless
||| flonkers.....
||| The old man's still here but where's the flonkers??? Nothing
||| but a castrated memory! Now, THAT's funny..... I'LL DRINK
||| TO THAT!
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