Finally get a clue and got rid of that webTV? It's about time...

Paladin

"Thom Stewart" noneofyourbusiness.www wrote in message .. .
| So awful for me. I'm old. I'm senile. People tell me I stink.
| Some people like Bobsprit and Binary Bill wish me dead.
| Gimme a break!!!
| It's this dammed MG. I like to say its MG but it might be
| ALS -- or izit SIDS or AIDS or wazit ALTZ (for altzhighmerz).
| Only my doctor knows for sure.
| I can't help it I stink. They don't make colostummy
| bags thick enough. They make holding tanks outta 1/4
| inch thick pollyethilene but my strap-on bag of intestine
| juice is about as thin as SaranRap. Even if I eat nothing but
| vegtibles it still stinks to hi-heavans. They tell me to empty it
| every day but I can't seem to remember one day from t'other.
| Worse yet, I can't sail anymore. I'm too old and feeble.
| My boat is gone. I lost it. Just can't remember where I
| left it. No matter. It didn't sail worth a crap anyhow. My
| dog used to **** on and in it. A regular fire highdrant that
| boat and not much faster.....
| So now my intire life revolves around reading and posting
| to alt.sailing.asa. Isn't it pathetic? Responding to Losers like
| Capt. Rob, Puppet SuzyRob, Katy the useless, Puppet MysTerry,
| lameliar JGanz, Scotti the Potti and Maxprop the nin-cum-poop.
| Since registered sex offender Gary Burnore and his
| mud-packing pal, what's her name......????? Oh yah, *KA Cannon*
| got sued and thrown off the internet for netcopping it's been
| mighty boring around here. Not to mention little stevie leyland
| the meower without claws. Oh wear o wear have all the lamers
| gone....
| I liked that KA Cannon the jailhouse bitch, she was more
| fun than anything - especially when Burnore needed a B.J.
| after getting all excited squeezing those teenage titties.
| Then there was that SS Sweetness who grazed entire
| Provinces of Canada to a nub. She actually tried to suck
| up to ME!!!!! If only we could drill oil wells in her ass - put
| Sawdy Arabia reserves to shame, cure our oil addiction it
| would. Blubber biodiesel. Render baby render.....
| Anyhoo, I ramble. I off topic. What do you expect from a
| never was has-been? A Crummy WebTV website? Same old
| Postage Stamp size pictures all grainey and all.... You got it!
| Click he http://community.webtv.net/tassail/ThomPage
|
| WEBTV - proven haven from clawless meowerw and clueless
| flonkers.....
| The old man's still here but where's the flonkers??? Nothing
| but a castrated memory! Now, THAT's funny..... I'LL DRINK
| TO THAT!
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