Before the 2001 inauguration of George Bush, G.W. was invited to a get
acquainted tour of the White House. After drinking several glasses of iced
tea, he asked Bill Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom. When he
entered Clinton's private toilet, he was astonished to see that President
Clinton had a solid gold urinal.

That afternoon, George told his wife, Laura, about the urinal. "Just think,"
he said "when I am president, I could have a gold urinal too, but I wouldn't
do something that self-indulgent!"

Later when Laura had lunch with Hillary at her tour of the White House, she
told Hillary how impressed George had been at his discovery of the fact
that, in the President's private bathroom, the President had a gold urinal.

That evening, when Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed, Hillary
smiled , and said to Bill, "Well Bill,
I found out who peed in your saxophone."