"Terry Spragg" wrote in message
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Get a really crappy sounding stereo turned up too loud to wake him
up to Yoko Ono....

Yoko?!? Jeez.....it's making my teeth hurt just thinking about that! Perfect
idea.


You could clean a few guns where he could see you doing it, while
muttering insanely about sonic vandals and drinking heavily from a
whiskey bottle full of tea beside a bag of sugar. Tip a little sugar
into the bottle from time to time. Don't speak to him, just yell at
your "crew" below decks about inconsiderate assholes, while ignoring
him.

This is an excellent idea, the whiskey/gun combo. Even better if you wear a
hat which hides your eyes, and steadfastly refuse to make eye contact with
him.


Judge Judy would be on your side, so long as you did not instigate
violence or real damage. She hates noisy, inconsiderate people, too.

So, Judy would be OK with using a crossbow, then.