Nothin' finer than a Lass with a good sense of humor!
Scout

"Seahag" wrote in message
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No apology needed.

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Seahag

"Scout" wrote in message
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"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
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"SUZY" wrote in message
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Robert,

Just because you vomit for hours after drinking a shirley temple with
one cap full of rum is no reason for you to attempt to dis-credit Mr.
Moorons great charity.

Right You Are... of course! At 50 cents a for liquor/wine bottle and 10
cents a bottle/can for beer... it was a generous contribution to a
worthwhile cause.

We serious drinkers know only too well the value of an active lifestyle
and cycling our alcohol consumption. Only the inept, weak and inactive
seem to decry our abilities... wailing like soothsayers with visions of
impending doom. Secretly we know they live vicariously through our
exploits. Envy us they may..... denounce us and they look like the
fools they are.

Case in point... "Capt Rob" is a self proclaimed tea tottling,
overweight, bible thumping evangelist of the evils of alcohol!!!!
While I on the other hand... am an active, muscular, well proportioned,
athletic sailor, ten years his senior, better looking, healthier
individual who can handle alcohol in public due to constant practice!

Tsk Tsk Tsk.....

I hear ya brother!
Just last night my good lady wife did her best to get my drunken self to
sit down and behave in a respectful manner. I was affected mightily by
good Captain Morgan, and addressed a crowd of duly impressed apprentices
lined around the bar, when I shouted thusly,
"Mark this on my tombstone lubbers:
' Here lies 245 lbs of dick, muscle, and sreamin' romance!
Loved fightin' and courtin' and dancin' the dance -
By comin' or goin' he made the girls wet,
Knew lots fine ladies, not a one to regret! ' "
Scout
(apologizing as it were, to the ladies of the group, for my occassional
lack of couth and grace)