No apology needed.

snicker

Seahag

"Scout" wrote in message
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"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
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"SUZY" wrote in message
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Robert,

Just because you vomit for hours after drinking a
shirley temple with
one cap full of rum is no reason for you to attempt to
dis-credit Mr.
Moorons great charity.

Right You Are... of course! At 50 cents a for liquor/wine
bottle and 10 cents a bottle/can for beer... it was a
generous contribution to a worthwhile cause.

We serious drinkers know only too well the value of an
active lifestyle and cycling our alcohol consumption.
Only the inept, weak and inactive seem to decry our
abilities... wailing like soothsayers with visions of
impending doom. Secretly we know they live vicariously
through our exploits. Envy us they may..... denounce us
and they look like the fools they are.

Case in point... "Capt Rob" is a self proclaimed tea
tottling, overweight, bible thumping evangelist of the
evils of alcohol!!!!
While I on the other hand... am an active, muscular, well
proportioned, athletic sailor, ten years his senior,
better looking, healthier individual who can handle
alcohol in public due to constant practice!

Tsk Tsk Tsk.....

I hear ya brother!
Just last night my good lady wife did her best to get my
drunken self to sit down and behave in a respectful
manner. I was affected mightily by good Captain Morgan,
and addressed a crowd of duly impressed apprentices lined
around the bar, when I shouted thusly,
"Mark this on my tombstone lubbers:
' Here lies 245 lbs of dick, muscle, and sreamin' romance!
Loved fightin' and courtin' and dancin' the dance -
By comin' or goin' he made the girls wet,
Knew lots fine ladies, not a one to regret! ' "
Scout
(apologizing as it were, to the ladies of the group, for
my occassional lack of couth and grace)