"Harry Krause" wrote in message
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NOYB wrote:
The Canoe Race: A Modern Parable


A Japanese company (Toyota) and an American company (General Motors)
decided to have a canoe race on the Missouri River. Both teams practiced
long and hard to reach their peak performance before the race. On the big
day, the Japanese won by a mile.The Americans, very discouraged and
depressed, decided to investigate the reason for the crushing defeat.

A management team made up of senior management was formed to investigate
and recommend appropriate action.


Their conclusion was the Japanese had 8 people rowing and 1 person
steering, while the American team had 8 people steering and 1 person
rowing. So American management hired a consulting company and paid them a
large amount of money for a second opinion.


They advised that too many people were steering the boat, while not
enough people were rowing. To prevent another loss to the Japanese, the
rowing team's management structure was totally reorganized to 4 steering
supervisors, 3 area steering superintendents and 1 assistant
superintendent steering manager.


They also implemented a new performance system that would give the 1
person rowing the boat greater incentive to work harder. It was called
the "Rowing Team Quality First Program", with meetings, dinners and free
pens for the rower. There was discussion of getting new paddles, canoes
and other equipment, extra vacation days for practices and bonuses.


The next year the Japanese won by two miles.


Humiliated, the American management laid off the rower for poor
performance, halted development of a new canoe, sold the paddles, and
canceled all capital investments for new equipment. The money saved was
distributed to the Senior Executives as bonuses and the next year's
racing team was out sourced to India




That's not a parable. That's what happens when you consult with outside
MBA's.

Why does it have to be an outside MBA?