What They Didn't Tell Me about Owning A Boat
In article , "Don White" wrote:
Gary Warner wrote in message
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I remember looking to buy my first boat for about 4 months. But for some
reason it wasn't until the day AFTER I bought that first boat that people
started telling me:
You know what BOAT stands for don't you?
Break Out Another Thousdand
You know what a boat is don't you?
A hole in the water you throw money into.
You know what the happiest two day' of a boat owner's life are, don't you?
The day he buys the boat and the day he sells it.
You know how to become a millionare don't you?
Start with two million and buy a boat?
You're quite the ray of sunshine.
Most of us are longing to be back in a boat after a long brutal winter.
Leave us alone with out fantasies.
basskisser's fantasy: Being Monica Lewinsky & owning a large greenhouse.
Don White's Fantasy: Visiting Texas, shooting a gun and being a spokesperson
for the United Nations.
Harry K's Fantasy: Owning a school bus factory & buying that Lobsta Boat.
jps's fantasy: Making some money and holding down a good job
Joe Parson's dream: Being the moderator of this newsgroup and the Chief of
the Net Police.
Did I leave anybody out over on the left?
Leave the guy alone, he posts something related to boating and y'all jump on
him. What's the matter not OT enough for ya?
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