Ever notice that most of the "boat is a hole in the water......etc" comments
come from people who coudln't afford to own a couple of patched innertubes in
order to float their butts on a plank?

"Yeah, sure, I looked into buying a boat. I'm too smart for that. It's a hole
in the water and etc. By the way, can I borrow $20 until payday? The *******
manager threatened to lock me out of the trailer park if I didn't catch up the
space rent for my mow-bull home."

Besides, you can't take it with you.

Wasn't it Mark Twain that said you're more likely to regret the things you
wanted to do, but didn't, than the things your shouldn't have done, but did?