"Joe" wrote in message
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Weekend Warrior:

An Apartment renter named Robert who acts as a sailor and tries to sail
his boomless clorox bottle on weekends (often without understanding
anything nautical).

I think he is a hard worker and enjoys life to the fullest. Look at all
those Ghost Girls, all the yachts, all the fine luxury cars, the gold coins,
the apartment buildings, expensive dining, beautiful wife who satisfies him
in every way, lovely child, home theater and much, much more! He's got the
proverbial tiger by the tail!

How many movies have you directed?

Have you ever directed famous actors?

Have you sailed as many boats as he has?

You've never even been to NY!

Glory!