"Martin Baxter" wrote:
Lady Pilot wrote:

I've finally hired a home health care giver to take care of me. He will
be
moving in on Friday. He's paying me $500 a month


Now I've heard of $500 a night call girls, but $500 a month and room and
board thrown in seems pretty cheap.

His duties doesn't include servicing me. Butler, maid, cook, housekeeper,
gardener, handy man, nanny, go-fer. That is plenty to keep him busy.

Why is it you sailors always have your minds in the gutter?
Snotty is hopeless, but I'm still holding out hope for you!

LP