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No Canoe Can Hold Me

by Dennis Puttkamer

Care to take a relaxing, uneventful canoe trip down the lazy river, the
sights and sounds of nature soothing you? Want the warm midday sun to
bronze your shoulders as you calmly drift across the water?

This could have just as well been written about my wife!!! She once fell
out in less than 6" of water.