Matt Colie wrote in news:ZaJRf.79$nO1.44
@fe02.lga:

Two ethnics of your choice

Very tactful, Matt. But, won't all the ethnic organizations be standing at
your door with guns and goons, instead of just the JDL or NAACP?....(c;

In the South, the ethnics of choice are always referred to as "Democrats",
which seems to keep them calm or ignorant of who the joke is about...