"Matt Colie" wrote in message
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I like the Thermos bottle story almost as much:

Two ethnics of your choice were discussing amazing inventions, like
television - it shows moving pepole from anywhere, and telephones that
speak any language and one insisted taht the thermos bottle was the most
amazing thing ever.

The other stopped and asked why he thought this was so amazing and got the
answer:
"Well, you can put hot stuff in it and it keeps it hot, Or you can put
cold stuff in it and it keeps it cold. How does it know?"

Matt Colie


Don't give up your day job Matt. ;-)