"RG" wrote in message
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"RCE" wrote in message
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"Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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~~ snicker ~~

So will we be calling you Bruceth tomorrow?

Seriously good luck on the test - your a better man than I.


What's worse, is I just found out that tomorrow's "inspector" is a
female.

Youch. Maybe you can get her to talk dirty to you or sumthin' to set the
mood. Probably not.

Been there a couple of times myself. My "guy" is a short, bespectacled
Jewish guy. He's completely devoid of a sense of humor. In the 4 or 5
times I've seen this guy over the years, I've never even been able to get
so much as a smile out of him. Maybe that's what a career in proctology
does to you. I don't know. Then again, he's probably heard all the jokes
a zillion times. The last time I was on the table I tried to lighten
things up a bit. I mentioned that I've been missing the remote control to
my DVD player, and to let me know if he found it. The nurse was doing her
best to try and suppress laughter, but the doc wasn't fazed one bit.
World's best straight man.

Probably one of the more interesting aspects of the "procedure" is the
juice the anesthesiologist is likely to use. Don't recall the technical
name for it, but it's essentially an amnesia drug. You will be awake and
conscious during the entire procedure, possibly telling stupid remote
control jokes, yet you will remember absolutely none of it. I remember
watching the juice being shot into the IV, and unlike other anesthetics
where you feel it hitting your veins and you instantly go out like a
light, I felt no effect from this stuff at all. A few of minutes go by,
and I figure I'll just watch the show on the TV monitor. I remember
telling the nurse that the drug doesn't seem to be having any effect, and
then I remember her nodding her head and smiling at me. Next thing I
remember I'm in the recovery room. Wild stuff.


I think Richard is *preoccupied* at this time..........perhaps all night.
;-)

Been there, done that, got the tee shirt.........but well worth it.