"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
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"Maxprop" wrote in message

Really? I'm just getting started.

Strange... your last post to me on the subjected carried a rather beaten &
tired attitude and it seemed as if your feelings were hurt. So I left you
alone with your 'Man-Killer" Swiss Army Knife delusions.

There's only one way to settle this Max..... meet me in Yellowknife
outside the Strange Range at 0100hrs on a Friday night.... bring your
sharpest Swiss Army Knife, Tanto Blade and back-up nail clippers. We'll
get together and aggravate some drunken Indians until they grab a bottle
and break it. When they come after us... I'll step back and see how you do
with all that "training" in swords and combat!

Don't worry none... if you start losing, I know of a 'No Parking' sign
nearby on Franklin and 50th that slips right out of it's base with a
twist... makes an excellent pike! I'll come in and settl'em down while you
run away!

I should mention I've been in a fight in the Strange Range each and every
time I've gone there..... [about 2 dozen times in the last 10 years] so we
shouldn't have to many problems... I think my "Life Time Ban" expired last
month so my friends bouncing won't be obligated to ask us to leave. :-).

I'd love to oblige you, Mooron, but as I explained earlier, the prime tenet
of my training centered around avoiding combat at all costs. I'll leave the
natives to you, since you seem to have a penchant for causing the
breakage/wielding of beer bottles.

I did an externship at Browning, MT, when I was in school. The nearest
physician was about ten miles away and perpetually drunk during his off
hours--a five-martini man, so if the locals went at each other with bottles
and knives, my fellow students and I got called in to stitch them up. It
was way beyond the scope of our training, but we learned quickly. Saw lots
of bottle cuts, and none were anything near life-threatening.

But each to his own. Hope the beer and the native women are worth it.

Max