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There were some photos posted here in the NG, years ago now, that
somebody found on a charter fishing web site if I recall correctly. The
charter operator had taken some snapshots of his customers, and one of
them included some modest little fish. I absolutely believe that he has
been a guest aboard charter fishing boats in the Sea of Cortez. He
doesn't post about his charter fishing excursions down there and in
So. California all that much, because they are far from the most
interesting adventure he ever reported here.

Your story about the photos is another of your prevarications, Chucky.
Why is it lying comes so easy to used car salesmen?

I'd love to see any photos of the 30-foot waves, taken from the gascan
lined cockpit of his 22-foot Bayliner, but I can't fault him for not
furnishing any. If I were busy peeing and crapping myself, trying to
shut up a screaming wife, hanging on with both hands and praying for
deliverance I probably wouldn't bother to take any photos, either. I'm
sure that faced with hurricane force winds and breaking storm waves
that exceeded the LWL by almost double, that's exactly what I, or most
anybody, would be doing. I've got to tip my hat to Skipper on that
one...I don't have a sea story that even comes close in the "lucky to
survive this incident" category, nor do most boaters who might have any
incidents they feel lucky to have survived.

Yep, he drank more beer, ****ed more blood, and banged more quiff than
all you numb-nuts put together.

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Skipper