"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
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"Maxprop" wrote in message

1) You might take a job someday that requires travel in the US.

No I wouldn't... no need to.

Never is a very long time, Moroon.

2) One of your friends or relatives might be involved in an auto accident
in the US, and you'd be called upon to intercede on their behalf.

I wouldn't go there for that reason anymore than I would travel to Iraq
for the same. If any of my relatives are stupid enought to travel
someplace I wouldn't go.. they're on their own. Crate the carcass and ship
it back.... Pre-paid!

Your sensitivity is underwhelming. g

3). Scotty and I might come up there, hog tie you, put a bag over your
head, knock you unconscious, and allow you to find yourself regaining
consciousness in Laredo, TX, in the barrios.


I've been in Laredo..... and neither of you have the resource nor
capability to undertake such an overwhelming task. The pair of you would
end up drunk and passed out at the local bar waiting for me to finish my
16th beer.

What does being able to drink us under the table have to do with the effect
of a 40 oz. baseball bat applied to the occipital region of the skull?

Actually, you're right--neither of us has the *desire* to undertake such a
task. We'd just knock you out in Nova Scotia and feed you to the lobsters.
G

Max