"Bob Crantz" wrote
PS I saw a giant Texas style beehive last night at Costco on an old blonde.

I was sitting on the bridge railing going into Tijuana one Sunday morning
sharing a last pint of tequila and some lime & salt with a couple friends and
some local kids eager to learn colloquial so-cal English so they could 'pass'
when along came this huge fat woman in a moo-moo and beehive and began berating
us for being ugly Americans. It was so bizarre nobody even laughed.