"Maxprop" wrote in message

1) You might take a job someday that requires travel in the US.

No I wouldn't... no need to.

2) One of your friends or relatives might be involved in an auto accident
in the US, and you'd be called upon to intercede on their behalf.

I wouldn't go there for that reason anymore than I would travel to Iraq for
the same. If any of my relatives are stupid enought to travel someplace I
wouldn't go.. they're on their own. Crate the carcass and ship it back....
Pre-paid!

3). Scotty and I might come up there, hog tie you, put a bag over your
head, knock you unconscious, and allow you to find yourself regaining
consciousness in Laredo, TX, in the barrios.

I've been in Laredo..... and neither of you have the resource nor
capability to undertake such an overwhelming task. The pair of you would end
up drunk and passed out at the local bar waiting for me to finish my 16th
beer.

CM