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"Maxprop" wrote in message
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"jlr" one wrote in message
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In the USA? How many times were you shot at? Did the muggers take all
your cash? Any rednecks kick your ass? Any racists ASSUALT YOUR WIFE?

Relax, JR. There is a general rule regarding those who love to rip on the
United States: they choose to visit here because of the substantial
quantity of resources and attractions we have to offer, and they
subsequently discover that this really is not an unsafe place to be,
provided you don't stupidly or deliberately put yourself in harm's way.
To the contrary they discover that their vacations come off without a
hitch, are enjoyable, and often exceed their expectations.

Of course they return home and resume their diatribe against the USA.
Their like-minded friends just love to hear how awful and dangerous this
country is.

Then there's Mooron, who's worried about retinal scans and such. I think
he must have something in his past that he doesn't want uncovered. g

Max

Throw some diagnostics in the retinal scan software and one could get a free
eye exam!

Just think of the health benefits that could be incorporated into a rectal
probe!

Amen!