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Default I am $365 M richer


Reggie Smithers wrote:
I just checked my Powerball Ticket, and I won $365 million dollars.

Does anyone know a good tax attorney?

I guess I should just ask Richard.
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Reggie
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Sorry to hear that. It will profoundly change your life forever, and
certainly not for the better if your experience is llike that of most
big-money lottery winners. (Assuming that $365m is a lot more money
than you're used to dealing with and also recognizing that you didn't
grow/evolve into the capacity to properly use and appreciate the true
potential of such a sum by the normal process of earning it).

As a true humanitarian, I can assure you that dealing with this
windfall would be far more trouble to you than it is worth. It's my
responsibility to you, as a fellow human being, to offer to take this
burden off your hands.

We could always partner up and go into the boat business.....that $365m
would be back down to a sum we'd probably both be more familiar with in
no time at all. :-)