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Bob Crantz
 
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"Vito" wrote in message
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If you care about society, ......


You are absolutely correct - IF you care about society. Most young people
do
not, at least as much as they care about themselves. They've been told
correctly "If you think schools and teachers are tough wait til you get a
job
and a boss!" so they are terrified of having to actually work, whether at
a job
or for a technical degree.

Looking back at my own life, I struggled thru engineering courses while
business
and liberal arts majors partied on dad's dime ... and ended up working for
them.
Except for basics like math and physics most of what I learned was soon
OBE
(Anybody need a vacuum tube circuit designed lately?). If I had it to do
over
I'd opt for law then politics, or bag education entirely and go into the
Jesus
business.


Praise the Lord!

I fall to my knees weeping!

Lord!

You have seen the light! Glory!

Vito, the Goldwater Conservative, sees with clear vision!

Amen! Amen! Amen!!!!

There is still one thing you left out. You can apply your science knowledge
to become wealthy and famous!

That's right!

The answer is PSEUDOSCIENCE.

That's right! Selling hope in the form of pseudoscience to willing victims
who will pay vast sums to be told, analyzed and treated with dubious
scientific practice!

Healing magnets!

Polarized water!

Meridian alignment!

Power line shields!

Healing crystals!

Sound therapy!

Aroma therapy!

Color therapy!

Fung Shui!

It's all there!

Putting the great discoveries of SCIENCE to dubious and questionable
practice!

This exciting growth industry merges SCIENCE, FAITH, MYSTICISM, and SLIGHTLY
ILLEGAL PRACTICES to make you RICH!

Cash in on your science training now!

Amen!