Thought I'd check in...

I'm so glad you did! Your posting is one of the funniest that I
have viewed on this NG in quite a few days. Thanks for a good
laugh... :-)

I want to see some fur flying and some name callin'....

Spoken like a true Captain... Maybe your post will get some of
the literary juices of our "regulars" to flowing.

Waiting for the show to begin... heh heh

Bill