Life is so awful down here in FL in January that I just gotta go
sailing to get my mind offa it. We haveta put up with fishing in
liquid water from boats while you people in nicer places get to
comfortably sit on solid water and fish in january. When I do go
sailing here in N. FL, it is so lonely that I hardly ever see another
boat. I bet you guys are really glad to have all that interesting
civilization to look at while you sail, all we have is wilderness for
130 miles to the east and hardly nothing to the west for 60 miles. I
wish we wuz civilized enough to have channel markers but damn we dont
even got channels! I am so tired of slatherin on the "Skin-so-Soft" for
the "no-see-um" bugs I caint hardly stand it that I might have to stop
fishin in an hour or so an go find a good redneck bar and cry in my
beer while eating fresh oysters and smoked mullet wishing all your po'
old relatives werent so mizrable down here.