A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day, carrying a bag
of money. She insisted that she must speak with the president of the
bank to open a savings account because, "It's a lot of money!" After
much hemming and hawing, the bank staff finally ushered her into the
president's office (the customer is always right!). The bank president
then asked her how much she would like to deposit. She replied,
$165,000!" and dumped the cash out of her bag onto his desk. The
president was of course
curious as to how she came by all this cash, so he asked her,
"Ma'am,I'm
surprised you're carrying somuch cash around. Where did you get this
money? The old lady replied, "I make bets". The president then asked,
"Bets?
What kind of bets?" The old woman said, "well, for example, I'll bet
you
$25,000 that your balls are square." "Ha!" laughed the president,
"That's a stupid bet. You can never win that kind of bet!" The old lady

challenged, "So,would you like to take my bet?" "Sure," said the
president, "I'll bet $25,000 that my balls are not square!" The little
old lady then said,"Okay, but since there is a lot of money involved,
may I bring my lawyer with me tomorrow at 10:00AM as a witness?"
"Sure!"
replied the confident president. That night, the president got very
nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of a
mirrorchecking
his balls, turning from side to side, again and again. He thoroughly
checked them out until he was sure that there was absolutelyno way his
balls were square and that he would win the bet. Next morning, at
precisely 10:00am, the little old lady appeared with her lawyer at the
president's office. She introduced the lawyer to the president and
repeated the bet: "$25,000 says the president's balls are square!" The
president agreed with the bet again and theold lady asked him to drop
his pants so they could all see. The president complied. The little old

lady peered closely at his balls and then asked if she could feel them.

"Well, Okay," said the president, "$25,000 is a lot of money, so I
guess
you should be absolutely sure." Just then, he noticed that the lawyer
was quietly banging his head against the wall. The president asked the
old lady, "What the hell's the matter with your lawyer?" She replied,
"Nothing, except I bet him 100,000 that at 10:00 AM today,I'd have The
Bank of Canada's president's balls in my hand."