Jonathan Ganz wrote:
In article ,
DSK wrote:

Anyway, as somebody else posted, doing a tracheotomy isn't
that hard. Shucks, they gave instructions how to do it on
M*A*S*H (one of the only TV shows I've ever watched) and it
worked perfectly.

Jonathan Ganz wrote:

Talk about lawsuits waiting to happen! I can just imagine your
attorney cringing when you try to explain to the jury that you saw it
on MASH. :-)


I could prove I did it perfectly, by doing another one on
the opposing lawyer, right there in the court room.

DSK


Step 1: Duct tape his mouth shut. :-)



Heck, go one further and duct tape his nose shut, too and forget
about the trach....