"Doug Kanter" wrote in message
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While we're pondering the unanswerable: When the batteries in the TV
remote are getting weak, why do we press harder on the buttons?


Well, duh, because we can! And besides, after all the years of our wives
telling us "harder, harder" it reminds us of sex. And it's the best of both
worlds: we think we're having sex and we get to watch tv!