Solution to Divorce Boat topic.

Rent the movie "Nanook of the North", circa 1930s, from Netflix. If
you've ever even touched a kayak, you should anyway for the beauty of
it. When you get to the scene where Nanook grounds his kayak and the
whole family emerges from their prone positions inside the hull, you
will see that we're making a cultural error trying to force our women
to share the paddling. Good historical research will help us correct
our ways.