Doug has been sailing for many decades. He has cruised, raced, sailed big
and small boats, etc, etc. He strongly resents the mockery and degradation
you make of sailing, let alone the good natured people here.

If you had only an inkling of how revolting and repulsive you've become. You
can't and that's the problem.

You can start with a sincere apology to Doug and to the others you have made
suffer here. You are also an embarrassment to the people you associate with
(and use here) in daily life.

Have you no shame?

Amen!