"Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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On Sun, 15 Jan 2006 03:41:09 GMT, "Calif Bill"
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"Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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On Sun, 15 Jan 2006 00:45:33 GMT, Don White
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Ah leave him alone...he's just getting in touch with his feminine side.

pansy...

Nope. Just getting ready.

This is the best revenge I've heard from the man's point of view in the
Mars-Venus wars. It's so logical. The problem is, the man won the battle
but
will he win the war? I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men
and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and
Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and
women
with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my wife and I were
getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually
says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT??
What was that?" So she says the words that every husband on the planet
dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a
woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She
responded
to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not
what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to
happen that night, I went to sleep.The very next day I opted to take the
day
off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then
went shopping at a big, unnamed department store. I walked around with her
while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't
decide which one to take so I told her she should take them all. She
wanted
new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for
each
outfit. We went into the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of
diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have
thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was
testing me because she asked for a tennis bracel et when she doesn't even
know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said,
"That's
fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the
excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think
this is all, dear, let's go to the cashier." I could hardly contain myself
when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it." Her face just went
completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled "WHAT?" I then said,
"honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in
touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your
shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was
going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and
not
for the things I buy you?" Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.

you called me strange?

I never claimed not to be.