"riverman" wrote in message
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And just like sqeezing the damn
toothpaste from the middle, over time the little grudge grows and grows
and GROWS until ITS JUST TOO DAMN HARD TO PADDLE WITH YOU, YOU STUPID
CONTROL FREAK WATCH OUT FOR THAT ROCK THIS IS JUST LIKE THAT TIME WITH
THE KIDS WHEN YOU LET THEM STAY UP LATE AND I WANTED THEM TO LISTEN TO
WHAT I HAD TO SAY AND HEY YOU DELIBERATELY LET THAT WAVE SOAK ME YOU
LOOK LIKE YOUR FREAKING MOTHER OR FATHER AND HEY!!! DON'T STEER US
THERE CAN'T YOU SEE WHERE YOU'RE GOING?? I CANNOT DEAL WITH THIS
ANYMORE MR EXPERT PADDLER IT WAS YOUR FAULT WE DUMPED BACK THERE GET ME
OUT OF THE GODAMNED CANOE YOU NEVER LISTEN TO WHAT I'M TELLING YOU WHEN
WE GET TO SHORE I"M CALLING MY LAWYER I HATE YOU YOU STUPID IDIOT!!

LOL! That hits a little too close to home :-) I once tried paddling tandem
with my father on a 2-day trip. It was a *very* long, very *wet* two days.
I've also tried paddling tandem with a couple of other people and somehow it
never works out well. Well, except for one particular guy--we had fun though
he was a much stronger and better paddler than me. Hmm...I'm the common
denominator in the equation so I guess that doesn't speak well for me! ;-)

Rebecca Lightning