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Default I Did It!!!!


Capt.Mooron wrote:
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My god, another crappy unflatable. Hard to stow, hard to inflate, wont
row at all, requires gas, gets holes, you need a real dinghy like mine.
It is a custom built 9' nesting dinghy that fits just right on my
foredeck and is so light I can lift it with one hand. It rows so well
I dont need a motor.
Since you do so little sailing, you might as well use that inflatable
as a toboggan.


Oh **** Off you Dork!

You panty waisted, nesting dinghy, hard shell, oh you can't row it, boo hoo
hoo it might pop a leak, cry baby pseudo purists make me want to PUKE!

You know down deep you'd drop a pant load just to get your hands on a 2
cycle 15HP Merc mounted to the stern of a 7.5' RIB Inflatable. You have wet
dreams about anchoring your sailboat, jumping into your high powered
inflatable dinghy and while standing knee deep in dive gear... grab the bow
line .... crank the mother-****er on to step in 2 boat lengths and see that
bottom only 6 ft below you scream by enroute to your dive spot!

Look..... everybody thinks a nice hand built wooden pram is a thing of
beauty... but it has no business being towed by a sailboat. On deck they
take up valuable space and you ain't got much real estate on the shrimp
bucket you own!

Think for a second how stupid a hard shell dinghy would look on the deck of
that floating plastic condo Bobsprit has!!! There is barely enough space to
accommodate Bobsprit's massive girth... let alone a huge carbuncle lashed
topside!! He'd be the laughing stock of the LIS!!! It would be like having a
huge stern ladder mounted!

Now something I've been meaning to mention to you.... don't ever try and
pawn off your area as wilderness.... you sail in shallow flats and there is
a bar , resort or marina within a few hours of any location. You want
wilderness... try no radio contact and seeing one other boat in 2 weeks. You
pussy Florida sailors make me laugh when you go on about sailing every day.

CM


You are the pansy. You never sailed Hudson Bay. You never sailed Baffin
Island. You smoke pole.