All jokes aside, these people have a job to do, and most do it well.
Yes, they tend to keep the CG in shore these days, and I guess it gets
boreing for them. Your best bet, stay within the speed limit, operate
the boat properly, have the proper equipment on board and in working
order (not expired). Know the fishing regulations, and obey them, and
you have nothing to worry about. You might get stopped now and then,
but they will recognize you after a while and know if your a good guy
or a bad guy. If they know your all right, they leave you alone. But
when you need their help, and trust me on this one, some day you will,
you will be glad they are around.