"Commodore Joe Redcloud" wrote in message
So you watched another dull action flick on DVD. Figures.

You're "jelious" because you spent the night greasing your wheelchair,
brushing Bobsprit's **** stains off your tongue and cleaning your colostomy
bag.

Well.... at least you're ready for another year posting to the NG and
pretending you sail.

I sailed more than you last year and didn't even launch my boat!

CM