Speculation as to what they offer

Afghanistan -- Afghans for the back of couches
Albania ---- I Think they grow nuts
Angola --- Don't they make sweaters (or is that angora)
Australia -- Tough Troops
Azerbaijan --- No idea -- suggestions please
Bulgaria --- Caviar?
Colombia --- Coffee?
Costa Rica --- Coffee?
Czech Republic --- They have troops there
Denmark ---- Also troops maybe Mermaids?
Dominican Republic --- Baseballs?
El Salvador --- No idea
Eritrea -- I'd have to work to find it on a map
Estonia --- I think they have some support people there
Ethiopia --- No idea
Georgia ---- If the state Pretty women -- if the country maybe Muscle
Honduras --- no idea
Hungary --- A few troops
Iceland --- Ski troops? Ice for drinks?
Italy --- I think a few troops
Japan -- Is thinking of backing out -- has done nothing yet
Kuwait --- Parking for supplies
Latvia --- Who knows
Lithuania --- No idea
Macedonia -- Those swordsmen
Marshall Islands --- thought it a US territory
Micronesia --- No idea
Mongolia --- Those horsemen
Netherlands --- some troops
Nicaragua --- More coffee?
Palau --- Coconuts?
Panama --- Free Canal passage?
Philippines --- Muslim infiltrates
Poland --- some troops
Portugal --- Wine?
Romania --- Some troops
Rwanda --- Diamonds?
Singapore --- Street sweepers?
Slovakia --- no idea
Solomon Islands --- Wisdom?
South Korea --- Talk of pulling out
Spain --- About to pull out
Turkey --- Won't even allow over flights
Uganda --- No idea
Ukraine --- Some troops
United Kingdom --- Many troops, and lots of propaganda
United States ---More troops than all others combined, bribes
Uzbekistan -- I'd have to work to find it on a map