"markvictor" wrote in
oups.com:

Now all
I need is a new microwave oven that doesn't disrupt every signal on my
boat, so Larry and I can have something to snack on when we're drinking
beer under the jib barking orders at the crew over their FRS-enabled
wris****ches....


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