"Swab Rob" wrote in message ...
Scotty, at this special time of the year I though it was
appropriate to
remind you of how your whole life has amounted to a series of
budget
busted failures.


Thanks, I was beginning to feel neglected.


You've never owner a good boat,

What about my Hobie 14?

nice home or car...


I've never owned a car, period. All vans and trucks.


At your age you should be retired


retire at 51?


and sailing


I sailed my boat this year. You?


Lacking imagination, ingenuity or talent,
your whole existence is neatly summed up by the junk you
sail....a
Siedlemann 30.


Mostly I lack ambition. I'm very happy with what I have and see
no need for anything more.



It's a world of "good
enough" for Scotty,

Yup, that's what I just wrote.


You own a vessel that's even cheaper than Neal's and everyone
knows
it...


And yet, I'm happy with her.



So merry Christmas, Scotty. You own an awful, ugly and terribly
slow
boat. It's actually better looking than Sloco's boat...but
barely.
Santa's bringing you more of the same...a lump of coal...and a
cheap
one at that.


If that's what I get,fine, I'll live with it.



Ho ho ho ho! Ho ho ho!


Why are you calling Sudsy?



Scotty, I love my boat