Reggie Smithers wrote:
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The Eskimo tribes of Alaska determine temperature based upon how many dogs
they bring in to cuddle within order to stay warm throughout the night. The
Eskimos cherished their dogs as much as they did each other. snip...

"Eskimo"??? We're a bit more politically correct up here.
We refer to the northern people as Inuit.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inuit