Nice paintings!

You get a triple your money back guarantee. Remember, in heaven there is no
beer, which is why you should drink it here. In Bob heaven there's a waiting
line!

Amen!

"DSK" wrote in message
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Bob Crantz wrote:

What type would it be?


http://www.patrickobrienstudio.com/m...ape%20Horn.jpg

or
http://tinyurl.com/ddd6w


People tend to buy things that suit their personalities.


Yes and no... in this culture, people tend to buy things
that are marketed in ways that flatter their self-image.
Almost the same;

This is also true of religion! For example, I am a member of
the Church of Bob, a very rational choice because they offer
a double-your-money-back guarantee if I don't get in to Heaven!

One thing I've noticed is some will complain about their wives, some
will
shoot their dogs, **** and moan about their car, but nobody ever says
anything really bad about their boats. Why?


Because all boats are good? It's just that some are better
than others!

DSK