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Capt. Rob
 
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Default Suffering

My throat is really sore and I'm suffering, but not as much as you losers
because my boat is the fastest one here!

Just in case anyone has forgotten:

1. My boat is the fastest.
2. My boat is the nicest.
3. My boat costs more than any two of yours.
4. I can sell my boat for more than any three of yours.
5. In season I sail every day.
6. I sail with more beautiful women than anyone else here.
7. My boat's stereo cost more than your car!
8. I'm only 43 and live the life of Riley!
9. My coin collection is worth more than anyone's house.
10. Suzanne never wears panties!

Capt RB
35s5 no panties allowed!
NY