Yeah I should go to FEMA and tell them Im forced to live on a boat
because of the lack of apartments and houses.

I bet they would they would put me up at the Hilton down the road.

Hmmmmmmmmmmm daily maids, wireless highspeed internet, HBO, Pool, Spa,
Bar, valet parking, patio overlooking the lake, full size bathtubs,
gym..... all free!!

With the boat pity story I bet I could get foodstamps, free heath care,
dental, vision, and a huge interest free govt loan to buy a
(swan)shrimpboat or a 7-11.

You just have to have the right attitude !!

Joe
Homeless afloat