B9 Tribeca
Saw a B9 Tribeca in traffic today so I pulled up close for a look. It was a
lot smaller than I thought it would be. I checked the window pillars and
they looked very thick. Since the car weighs 4200 pounds, it must be built
like a tank. If the pillars are steel and not plastic moulding, it has
incredible roof strength. The body looked like a giant suppository,
aerodynamic and anonymous. The butt end and front didn't appeal to me but
they weren't ugly. The visibility looking out didn't seem good, no where as
good as an AMC Gremlin.
If you are in the market for that type of car and safety is a concern, give
it a look. It must swill gas like Mooron does booze and goes through tires
faster than Neal through cigars. If your wife can't drive and crashes a lot,
this may be the car for you. A well made mini van will hold much more, get
better gas mileage and has better visibility.
What would Jesus drive?
Amen!
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