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Default Black Canadian on Clinton...


It matters not which party you belong to - this is funny.

From a show on Canadian TV...delivered by a black comedian who said he
misses Bill Clinton:

"Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we
ever got to having a black man as President.

Number 1 - He played the sax. Number 2 - He smoked weed. Number 3 - He
had his way with ugly white women.

Even now? Look at him... his wife works, and he don't!

And, he gets a check from the government every month.

Manufacturers announced today that they'll be stocking America's shelves
this week with "Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations' most
distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.

Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill
Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada.

When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I
don't know, I never had one."

The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth
as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but
what I think you need to know."

Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to! do hanky
panky between the Bushes."

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Skipper