"Lord Reginald Smithers" The fastest and most accurate Gun in the World
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Doug,
My post was made in jest. I don't own a gun and don't plan on buying one.

Maybe I should just buy a laser light and attach it to a broom handle.
Opps correction, make that a tactical light attached to a broom handle.

I like the idea of fortified basement windows, which, according to the
police, is the preferred entry point for the vast majority of intruders. I
also have deadbolts on the basement door, although they're not
laser-assisted.