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oups.com...
Incidentally, the same mutants are hired by schools. At night, when
nobody's
there, they come and adjust the water fountains so the stream is so low
that
you have to touch the metal in order to get water. The goal is to spread
as
much disease as possible. If these mutants turn out to be incompetent at
this task, they're demoted and become school bus drivers.


And then the ultimate graduation...

They claim to have owned exotic Italian motorcycles that never were
made, attend, and hear great concerts that never happened...


I saw the Grateful Dead perform "Bolero" with Leonard Bernstein. I think.