On Sun, 04 Dec 2005 16:02:22 -0500, Harry Krause
wrote:

Skipper wrote:
Lord Reginald Smithers wrote:

JohnH,
Someone sent me a picture of Harry, and he was a fat old guy. I was
surprised because Harry was talking about how trim and healthy he looked.
Is Harry really fat or lean and healthy?

Fat...and as uncoordinated as you'll find. While back he told us about
his adventures trying to board a Bayliner. Seems he tore a nasty gash in
his leg. He's had it out for them ever since.

--
Skipper


Ah, yes. I remember that. It was a brand-new Bayliner, at a boat show if
I recall, and it was so cheaply built and badly finished, I cut my leg
on a jagged piece of cabinet door or cabinet in the cabin. Was it the
same model as that piece-of-crap price boat you used to claim you owned?
If so, it was perfectly suited for the waters of Derby, Kansas, but I
wouldn't go out of sight of land in one.

I've seen a few of those Bayliner 225X models out on the Bay. In rough
water, their owners slow way, way down, because the damned things pound
like crazy in the chop. The 24XX Bayliners do a little better.

Great boating fun in Derby, I bet. How deep is the water in those
roadside drainage ditches?

Grossly overweight people must exercise considerable caution on *any*
vessel.

--
John H

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