Lord Reginald Smithers wrote:

Someone sent me a picture of Harry, and he was a fat old guy. I was
surprised because Harry was talking about how trim and healthy he looked.
Is Harry really fat or lean and healthy?

Fat...and as uncoordinated as you'll find. While back he told us about
his adventures trying to board a Bayliner. Seems he tore a nasty gash in
his leg. He's had it out for them ever since.

Skipper,
Fat and uncoordinated seem to go hand in hand.

The putz is a true klutz.

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Skipper